By: MarkNorris 
Published: Nov 23 2015
Bob, forgot his wife's birthday. It was a big mistake!. She let him know in no uncertain terms that she wanted her present in the garage tomorrow and it better be a racing color and go zero to 200 in under 8 seconds.
The next day in the garage was a bright racing red bathroom scale.
Bob has been reported as missing....
Thanks Corky for the contribution.